Too Soon!

Body of Yale student found in lab building wall

“State police found the body at around 5 p.m. Sunday in an area of the building that houses utility cables that run between floors.

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The body was found on what was supposed to have been her wedding night.”

Vietnamese grad students: the Soylent Green of insulation.

Perhaps this is Yale’s attempt at going green. At least it’s asbestos-free, right?

Lack of Sex Causes Gunman to Kill 4 at L.A. Fitness

“He couldn’t understand why women ignored him, despite his best efforts to look nice. He wrote that he hadn’t had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn’t slept with a woman in 19 years.”

You see what happens America? You see what happens when you preach abstinence above all else? And to think none of this would have happened if some prude had just spread her legs for this nutcase. Sex saves lives!

Dead!

“Mr. Cronkite’s family said last month that he was seriously ill with cerebrovascular disease.”

Interesting. I always figured he was seriously ill with that common condition known as “being 92.”

Remember the time he shed a tear while announcing Kennedy’s death? That’s where Glenn Beck stole it from. Thanks Walt.