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Canadian Terrorism

“Toronto 18” terror leader pleads guilty

Zakaria Amara, 24, confessed to participating in or contributing to the activity of a terrorist group and intending to cause an explosion that was likely to cause serious bodily harm, death or damage to property.

Damn Canadians! Who do they think they are with their torture-free guilty pleas? “Look America, no waterboarding!” Assholes.

Killer TV Ratings

Brazilian crime show arranged killings to boost ratings

“Police … are investigating [Canal Livre]’s host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil’s Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking.

The killings of competing drug traffickers, state police intelligence chief Thomaz Vasconcelos said, ‘appear to have been committed to get rid of his rivals and increase the audience of the TV show.’”
You know, there are easier ways to boost TV ratings. They’re called tits. And if hit TV shows have taught me anything, Brazil is full of awesome ones.

Retard Blood Sport

Trial of underground retard “Fight Club” organizer about to commence

“Jesse Salazar, 25, was charged with injury to a disabled person after being spotted along with other staff members in some of the almost 20 videos of forced bouts that police called a ‘fight club.’

The videos showed that residents were forced to fight each other for the staff’s entertainment. Residents locked each other in choke holds, tumbled to the floor and were kicked and prodded by school employees.”
This man isn’t a criminal, he’s an entrepreneur! Getting retards to beat the shit out of each other for entertainment is the best thing to happen to the world of blood sport since bumfights. I don’t know about you, but I’d watch Retard Fight Club over Mixed Martial Arts in a heartbeat.

Where are these videos and why haven’t I seen them yet?

Hockey Players are Pure Class

Blackhawks star Patrick Kane accused of pummeling a cabbie over 20 cents

“According to the Buffalo News, the fare was $13.80 US and the Kanes handed the driver $15.

After the cabbie told them he didn’t have 20 cents in coins to give them change, the Kanes allegedly punched him in the face and head, took the money they had given him and grabbed him by the throat, breaking his glasses.”

This is the difference between Hockey players other major sports stars. If Kane was in the NFL, he probably would have pulled out his gun and accidentally shot himself in the thigh. I’m still not sure why he needed the 20 cents so badly though. Perhaps there was a vending machine from 1959 nearby.