October 2009
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Canadian Terrorism
“Toronto 18” terror leader pleads guilty
Zakaria Amara, 24, confessed to participating in or contributing to the activity of a terrorist group and intending to cause an explosion that was likely to cause serious bodily harm, death or damage to property.
Damn Canadians! Who do they think they are with their torture-free guilty pleas? “Look America, no waterboarding!”...
September 2009
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From Fiancee to Drywall
Body of Yale student found in lab building wall
“State police found the body at around 5 p.m. Sunday in an area of the building that houses utility cables that run between floors.
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The body was found on what was supposed to have been her wedding night.”
Vietnamese grad students: the Soylent Green of insulation.
Perhaps this is Yale’s attempt at going green. At...
August 2009
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Killer TV Ratings
Brazilian crime show arranged killings to boost ratings
“Police … are investigating [Canal Livre]’s host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil’s Amazon region is awash in violent crime. Police also have accused Souza of drug trafficking.
The killings of competing...
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Retard Blood Sport
Trial of underground retard “Fight Club” organizer about to commence
“Jesse Salazar, 25, was charged with injury to a disabled person after being spotted along with other staff members in some of the almost 20 videos of forced bouts that police called a ‘fight club.’
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The videos showed that residents were forced to fight each other for the staff’s...
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Hockey Players are Pure Class
Blackhawks star Patrick Kane accused of pummeling a cabbie over 20 cents
“According to the Buffalo News, the fare was $13.80 US and the Kanes handed the driver $15. After the cabbie told them he didn’t have 20 cents in coins to give them change, the Kanes allegedly punched him in the face and head, took the money they had given him and grabbed him by the throat, breaking his...
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Abstinence and Fitness Clubs
Lack of Sex Causes Gunman to Kill 4 at L.A. Fitness
“He couldn’t understand why women ignored him, despite his best efforts to look nice. He wrote that he hadn’t had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn’t slept with a woman in 19 years.”
You see what happens America? You see what happens when you preach abstinence above all else? And to think none of this would have...
July 2009
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Broken Space Toilet
Remember when we walked on the Moon? Can you believe that was 40 years ago? We were supposed to have lunar vacation colonies by now! But no, all we have to show for it are two h’exploded shuttles and a space station with a broken toilet. Embarrassing.
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Cronkite!
Dead!
“Mr. Cronkite’s family said last month that he was seriously ill with cerebrovascular disease.”
Interesting. I always figured he was seriously ill with that common condition known as “being 92.”
Remember the time he shed a tear while announcing Kennedy’s death? That’s where Glenn Beck stole it from. Thanks Walt.
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Iran: What a Mess
From BBC News coverage of the Iranian plane crash:
“It was the third deadly crash of a Tupolev Tu-154 in Iran since 2002.
Correspondents say Iran’s civil and military air fleets are made up of elderly aircraft, in poor condition due to their age and lack of maintenance.”
Seems Iran can’t get a handle on air travel or democracy. Modern nation my ass. If they get nukes,...
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Indonesian Travel Tip #1
From Canadian Press coverage of the hotel bombings in Jakarta:
“Investigators said suicide bombers who had checked into the Marriott and the Ritz-Carlton hotels had smuggled in explosives. Eight people were killed, and more than 50 wounded.
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The Southeast Asian Islamist militant group Jemaah Islamiyah or its allies are suspected in the attack. The network is blamed for past...
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